New Jersey Drivers Say The Most Hysterical Things

I thought it would be funny to share some of the stupidest and funniest things New Jersey drivers have said behind the wheel.

Some Ridiculous Things New Jersey Drivers Uttered While Behind The Wheel

The other day, I caught myself saying one of the stupidest things I've ever said to another driver, even though he would never hear it.

The anonymity of being behind the wheel in your car gives you the freedom and the courage to say things like the ridiculous comment I made at a driver who I thought was going too slow,

This isn't the 9th hole and that's not a golf cart.

After I heard myself saying it, I couldn't help but laugh. That was the dumbest thing I'd ever said out loud.

Ridiculous Things New Jersey Drivers Say To Other Drivers

I knew where I was going with it, but as they say, it didn't land. It was two or three insults put together that made a confusing result. That was a lot of wasted energy,

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I know I'm not the only driver who has uncorked a ridiculous driving insult at a complete stranger, so we asked New Jersey residents to share theirs, and we have chosen our three favorites.

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#3 Frank drives on Route 22, so he has a ton to be frustrated about. He once said to an unsuspecting driver, " Where's your licence, up you a@@"? That doesn't make a lot of sense, but I like the effort.

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#2 Mike is a daily Parkway driver, and he likes to say to his fellow drivers, "Route 9 is for people who don't care when they get there".

#1 Who would say, "My grandmother drives better than you, and she's been dead for 16 years"? That would be Robert in Metuchen.

We all say things that are a little outlandish when we drive, but these might take the cake.