Father's Day is coming up this Sunday, June 21st, and in honor of my Dad, the KING of corny jokes, I thought we should compile a list of so-bad-they're-good Dad jokes.

Laurie Cataldo and Dad
With my dad in 2012. (Laurie Cataldo)

Dad: "Do you have a henway?"
Me: "What's a henway?"
Dad: "About 3 pounds."

Me: "I'm starving."
Dad: "I'm Dad, nice to meet you."

Dad: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Me: (Blank stare.) No idea.
Dad: Yep! What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Me: (Longer blank stare.)
Dad: Still no-eye deer!

Me: What time is your dentist appointment?
Dad: About 2:30. (Tooth hurty)

Me: I got a haircut.
Dad: Which one?

Me: How do you feel?
Dad: With my fingers!

Dad: Do you take requests?
Me: Sure.
Dad: How about "Over by the Window." I'll help you out.

Some other good ones:

What did the Dad buffalo say when his son left for college?
Bye, son. (Bison)

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese! (Not yo' cheese)

Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they can't elope! (Cantaloupe)

How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!

Two guys walk into a bar.
The third one ducks.

And my favorite corny joke of all time:

Where did George Washington keep his armies?
In his sleeve-ies!

(Get it? ARMies? Sleeve-ies?) Haaaa.

Thanks to interns Sam, Dan, and Cheyenne for the corny joke help!

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