This Epic Pudding Bar Insults Us But We Keep Coming

This decadent dessert is so good, it is worth getting insulted for. This spot tells you that you are already fat but that is exactly why you should stay. You would think that would rub people the wrong way but instead it seems to be very freeing, especially when you learn what gloriousness waits for you on the other side of the insults.

We all go out for ice cream, but why not go out for ice cold, creamy pudding with all the toppings? There's a pudding bar in Little Italy that is so mind-blowingly good that they take a stab at your self-esteem and you don't even care.

Rice To Riches is fattening, rich, creamy and sinfully delicious and they know it. In fact, right on the front window you'll see the following:

No skinny bitches.
Kiss my fat-free ass.
These premises are occupied by compulsively obsessed dessert loving people with no self control or discipline.
After eating do not drive or operate heavy machinery.
We got your weight watchers right here.

Then when you walk inside you see another sign that says,

Eat all you want, you are already fat.

Huh. I never thought an insult would be so freeing. It was a cheat day and it was worth every single bite. Just look at this:

Rice To Riches

Ready for a creamy desert with toppings that is not ice cream? This place is the stuff dreams are made of. Introducing Rice to Riches!

Yep, rice pudding is the new ice cream. With flavors like these who needs the melt factor?

CATEGORY 5 CARAMEL

BE MY BANANA COCONUT

SEX DRUGS AND ROCKY ROAD

OLD FASHIONED ROMANCE

MAN-MADE MASCARPONE

HAZELNUT CHOCOLATE BEAR HUG

FLUENT IN FRENCH TOAST

COCONUT COMA

COAST TO COAST CHEESECAKE

THE EDGE OF RUM RAISIN

CHOCOLATE CHIP FLIRT

BUTTERSCOTCH BOULEVARD

OREO "GASM"

RASPBERRY STATEMENT

I GOTTA THE PANNA COTTA

UNDERSTANDING VANILLA

PLAY IT AGAIN BUTTER PECAN

The good news? If you can't make it to Little Italy in person to scarf down this bliss in a bowl, they will ship it to your door. You can even join their pudding club and they will send you a different flavor to your house every month. I'm telling you this may be the best thing you ever put in your face.

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