It’s “The Jersey 12 Days Of Christmas”

I thought it was about time "The 12 Days of Christmas" got a little dose of New Jersey, so I put together a Garden State version of the classic tune.

So enjoy "The Jersey 12 Days of Christmas". Here are the lyrics. Sing it as loud as you want!

On the first day of Christmas, Santa gave to me, a cell tower in a pine tree.

On the second day of Christmas Santa gave to me, two hungry sea gulls, and a cell tower in a pine tree.

On the third day of Christmas, Santa gave to me three traffic circles, two hungry sea gulls, and a cell tower in a pine tree.

On the fourth Day of Christmas, Santa gave to me, 4 parking tickets, three traffic circles, two hungry seagulls and a cell tower in a pine tree.

On the 5th day of Christmas, Santa gave to me 5 Parkway lanes, 4 parking tickets, three traffic circles, two hungry seagulls and a cell tower in a pine tree.

On the 6th day of Christmas, Santa gave to me , 6 years of Snooki, 5 Parkway lanes, 4 parking tickets, three traffic circles, two hungry seagulls and a cell tower in a pine tree.

On the 7th day of Christmas, Santa gave to me, seven geese a crapping, 6 years of Snooki , 5 Parkway lanes, 4 parking tickets, three traffic circles, two hungry seagulls and a cell tower in a pine tree.

On the 8th Day of Christmas, Santa gave to me, 8 tax increases, seven geese a crapping, 6 years of Snooki, 5 Parkway lanes, 4 parking tickets, three traffic circles, two hungry seagulls and a cell tower in a pine tree.

On the 9th day of Christmas Santa gave to me, 9 ladies manicuring, 8 tax increases, seven geese a crapping, 6 years of Snooki , 5 Parkway lanes, 4 parking tickets, three traffic circles, two hungry seagulls and a cell tower in a pine tree.

On the 10th day of Christmas, Santa gave to me 10 neighbors screaming, 9 ladies manicuring, 8 tax increases, seven geese a crapping, 6 years of Snooki, 5 Parkway lanes, 4 parking tickets, three traffic circles, two hungry seagulls and a cell tower in a pine tree.

On the 11th day of Christmas Santa gave to me, 11 people who say they met Bon Jovi, 10 neighbors screaming, 9 ladies manicuring, 8 tax increases, seven geese a crapping, 6 years of Snooki, 5 Parkway lanes, 4 parking tickets, three traffic circles, two hungry seagulls and a cell tower in a pine tree.

On the 12th day of Christmas, Santa gave to me, 12 sausage and pepper, 11 people who say they met Bon Jovi, 10 neighbors screaming, 9 ladies manicuring, 8 tax increases, seven geese a crapping, 6 years of Snooki, 5 Parkway lanes, 4 parking tickets, three traffic circles, two hungry seagulls and a cell tower in a pine tree.

Here are the Lou & Liz Elves singing their version of "The Jersey 12 Days of Christmas"...