So many of us are hanging on to Summer 2013. Some are hanging on harder than others, but we may have a plan that will make you feel better.

It's pretty simple actually. Let's just avoid the use of the word September. Don't worry, we'll keep all the good things about September. We'll keep the lower humidity and we'll keep the beautiful weather. We'll keep the crisp mornings and evenings.

We'll keep the extra parking spaces and the fact that's there's less traffic. And we'll keep all that extra space on the beaches. We just won't use the word September. So what do we do when someone asks us the date? Simple.

Welcome to Tuesday, August 34th, 2013.