I know a lot of people who have had a lot of success buying and selling things on Craigslist. Have you ever browsed the "Free" section under "For Sale." There are some, um, interesting things up for grabs at no cost to you. Here are some examples.
Large Stuffed Bean Bag Dog
Who could say no to that face? There's no description within the listing, but it's a large, stuffed bean bag dog. What else do you need to know? His current home is in Brick.
After a Google investigation of 'chinese algae eater,' I feel I should tell you that these things can sometimes jump out of tanks. It is recommended that your tank has a "good hood with no escape points." If you've got algae, there's a fish for you in Long Branch!
Ok, the listing of a TV isn't weird, but this picture is classic! It both makes me want to meet this woman and gives me knee pain at the same time. If you're interested in a 500-pound Sony Trinitron, you should go to Bay Head.