Funny Craigslist ‘Missed Connections’ from Jersey Shore Women

Every once and awhile I take a took at the "missed connections" section of Craigslist just for laughs (I swear.) Recently, I spotlighted a few funny/creepy submissions from men looking for women. Time to turn the table and see what the ladies of the Jersey Shore are looking for. 

I always thought driving Uber or Lyft could be a good way to pick people up. This one is pretty normal. I'm just wondering what a "Blue Family" is.

Is the ripped and spaghetti stained mobile carrier shirt a trend I'm missing? I hope this guy see this, though. He's in store for some passionate lovin'!

I like how this woman cuts right to the chase. I'm not ugly, you're not ugly, let's make this happen!

Do you really want a guy who is seeking out a "specific cream" for an unidentified ailment? Just goes to show that if a guy is tall, dark and handsome, he's always got the advantage.